Burlap Voodoo Doll Plus Size Fancy Dress Costume - FUN Costumes - Beige
You ever had a fear that somebody would try to control you? It doesn't seem like too difficult of ...You ever had a fear that somebody would try to control you? It doesn't seem like too difficult of a thing to do. You just make a generally evil looking kind of doll out of an old burlap sack, add a few buttons for eyes, sew on a mouth, and stick a hair or two of your victim. Suddenly you can make them do whatever you want them to do. Sounds pretty awesome, right? Of course it does until you realize someone could just as easily do it to you!We might be able to give you some good advice to protect yourself from potential voodoo doll induced mind control. One of the best ways to do this is go entirely bald and always completely incinerate any hair that you cut off your body. This way, nobody can put a speck of your DNA on those terrifying little playthings. If you are a little attached to your hair and don't have a flamethrower at your house, you can always hide from everybody for the rest of your life. that way you don't have to do anything with the fear of upsetting someone. The only problem is your family might be a little upset that they never see you anymore, so they will probably voodoo the heck out of you until you show up at the family Thanksgiving dinner.We do have one last solution that might work. It could also potentially turn you into a super villain. You could become the doll! Just throw on this sweet uniform and not only will you not be able to be controlled, but you can also control anybody else you want while you're at it! How could selling this costume to anyone possible go wrong?DO YOU BELIEVE IN VOODOO? Do you believe in voodoo? If you do, are you able to do it yourself? If you can, we have a million dollar idea for you. You can have it, free of charge, we just want our dream to become a reality! Our idea is this: A massage therapist, but instead of actually touching the client, you just work on the doll! This idea is brilliant for a couple of reasons. This is the perfect kind of massage for people that don't actually like being touched because you'll never touch them, only the doll! Also, your fingers will never get tired, because you'll just be massaging a doll instead of a person. This idea sounds too good to be true right? We assure you, it's not! A business like this could also help break the scary stigma around voodoo too. FUN DETAILSThis costume comes with everything you'll need to turn into a human voodoo doll! This costume is made of burlap, but has a tricot interior lining for increased comfort! You'll have big sewn on buttons for eyes, and a heart stitched on your chest. You'll also find decorative stitching along the arm and on the mask. This costume comes with a large full head mask, which is stuffed to help it hold its shape. When you put on this costume, you will become one full sized, frightening voodoo doll!VOODOO DOLLSWe know our voodoo massage therapist idea isn't perfect, but we still think it would sell! All the same, if you don't want to try it, we understand. However, we do think you should try to do something productive with your voodoo talent! Maybe you could become a voodoo surgeon or something. Whatever you find for your voodoo business endeavors, we wish you the best of luck!
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