Plus Size Rogue Pirate Fancy Dress Costume - Brown
Pirates were basically the world's first hipsters. Don't scoff, think about it! Exhibit A: Pirates...Pirates were basically the world's first hipsters. Don't scoff, think about it! Exhibit A: Pirates and hipsters both love beards. In fact, more than that they both love unusual hairstyles in general. Do they even keep razors on pirate ships? Exhibit B: Pirates and hipsters both stick up their noses to the status quo. Try to make them live a life of lawfulness? Ha! Pirates laugh at that before they make you walk the plank. Try to give a hipster some meat? Ha! Hipsters laugh at that before they make you listen to all the reasons they're vegan (the plank is preferable!). Are you seeing the connection here? Exhibit C: Those clothes! What kind of fashion is that, with the sashes and the puffy shirts? Pirate fashion! But also, wait for it... Hipster fashion! Are we blowing your mind yet? You can say yes. The next time you're walking down the street of some trendy neighborhood in New York or Los Angeles or wherever it is hipsters call home, you'll pass by a wood and steel coffee shop. At least you assume it's a coffee shop, but you can't be sure because there aren't many places to sit and everyone seems to be wearing pirate clothes. And then you'll start to panic, thinking you've fallen through a hole in time and you're back in the 1600s, about to be fed to sharks. Don't worry, friend. You're just in the presence of hipsters. So don this costume and blend in with ease! Ahoy,MeHearties! GetreadytosailthesevenseasinourMensPiratePlusSizeCostume! ROGUE PIRATE Ahoy there matey! So, you think you are ready for a life at sea? Ready to run rogue, spend your life on the open ocean looking for treasure and adventure? Well, if this is what you want, you'll need to look the part! Pirates aren't exactly the most kind and accepting folk out there, if you want to fit in with them you'll need to look like them! We wouldn't suggest showing up for your first day in sneakers and basketball shorts. You see, pirates are tough folk to impress. They are impressed by wit and muscles. Do you have either of those things? Even just a little? If you do, good. If not, well, they'll probably find a place for you mopping the deck and cleaning the kitchens. Not exactly glamorous pirate work, but it'll keep you from walking the plank! Everyone works for their place on the ship, no one gets a free ride. FUN DETAILS This pirate costume is the first step towards the life of a scallywag! You'll be wearing a lace-up up shirt that is attached to the vest. The shirt has cinched wrists, just like they wore in the olden days! The pants you'll be wearing have an elastic waistband and you'll be wearing a waist sash over them. Your boot covers will help turn you shoes in to pirate boots, and the belt is perfect for carrying your weapons. Last but not least, we've included the bandana to help keep you from burning in the harsh sun at sea. All you'll need now is a sword and a hat, and you will be all set. PIRATE NAME Now you need a pirate name. Just take a random household object that starts with the same letter as your first name and then say it before your name. So, you could be "table leg Thomas" Or "shovelhead Sean". See, it's easy!
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