Evil Gray Fancy Dress Costume Suit - FUN Costumes - Grey
Most people don't want to be the villain, but we are begging you to reconsider. Being the bad guy ...Most people don't want to be the villain, but we are begging you to reconsider. Being the bad guy isn't all that bad. For one, you'd no longer have to worry about having a conscience. No more worrying about being evil, because you can rest easy knowing you are! You also get to plot for world domination. Trying to take over the world would be hard, but it would also be a lot of fun too! You get to hang out with your friends in your secret lair, and if they upset you, you can just feed them to sharks that are wearing laserbeams on their heads. That sounds kind of fun, now doesn't it? This is the perfect get up for any villain. Villains don't worry about dressing flashy, they let their crimes do the talking for them. And if anyone ever said anything bad about them, well, then you just throw them into a volcano. That's why you will be wearing this simple grey jacket and pants. The look is simple, yet menacing, and the straightforwardness of the look matches your evil personality beautifully. This is the kind of jacket that says "Don't mess with me, you won't make me angry, you're simply beneath me." When you become a supervillain, how will you take over the world? You could employ an army of sharks that wear lasers to patrol the world's oceans? You would completely control all boat traffic, crippling the world economy, and then you can bend them to your will. That's just one idea. Whatever you decide to try, we wish you good luck! Perhaps you have been out of the mainstream business of wickedness for a while. But… things have changed. If you’re putting together a dark and evil plot for work victory, you may need to take a class or two to catch up on local history and the state of the economic world. After all, you want to be taken seriously. You can’t just call up the President and council and make grand demands unless they are ones that are going to be taken seriously. You might as well take down the Hoover Dam and say, “You better give me a glass of water!” It’s just… not going to go the way that you hope! But, if you’ve listened to your modern cohorts and know what sort of demands will really hit the world where the sun doesn’t shine---though, technically, that is just the night… which is admittedly a good time to engage in your dark plans---you need to have more than just the right words. You need to have the style that is going to strike fear in the hearts of all and even risk your arch-nemesis losing his mojo just when he might be able to catch you! If these are the kinds of thoughtful plans you’ve put forward, there is no question that you are the man of evil that all we minions have been waiting for. It is time to don your Gray Suit and make sure that the whole world knows just how evil you might be! Perhaps strike a signature pose or pet a silly kitty in front of the viewscreen. You never know what is going to get that mojo running!
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