Wanky Candles - Knob Cheese

Wanky Candles (Knob Cheese) - No more spunking your money away No, that's not a spelling mistake, ...

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Wanky Candles (Knob Cheese) - No more spunking your money away No, that's not a spelling mistake, we didn't mean to write 'Swanky Candles' or even 'Manky Candles'. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match. Take your pick from our five classic fragrances: Knob Cheese Sweaty Bollox Fanny Farts Eau de C*nt Sweaty Minge It really doesn't matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn't think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us! They're the perfect smutty addition to your friend's birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of 'jingle balls' and 'Santa's sack', everyone's up for a bit of filth at Christmas! Choose one of 5 delightful varieties! Estimated burning time 18-20 hours of wanky candle fragrance Measures approx. diameter 6 cm x hei...

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