Chocolate Factory Worker Costume - Striped
There are great perks to working in a candy factory. First, you get all of the recently or soon-to...There are great perks to working in a candy factory. First, you get all of the recently or soon-to-expire candy you can eat--FREE. Second, you get a 20% discount on the freshest candy, which makes great gift options (and helps if you’re going through a rough breakup). Third, you get to sing rhyming songs all day while you handle unruly children who fall into ironic mishaps. Fourth, you get wacky hair.We know what you’re thinking: where do I sign up? But sadly, the whole factory is highly secretive. They don’t post their openings on Craigslist and we hear it’s kind of like the Supreme Court--a position means life tenure. BUT, fear not, because this Plus Size Chocolate Factory Worker Costume can make your candy-making dreams come true. Why not satisfy your sweet tooth by throwing a candy factory themed party? Ask your pals to bring their favorite chocolate truffles, custards, lollipops, cocoa mixes, and gummies. Trust us, you’ll end up with quite a haul, and since you’re dressed like an official candy maker, everyone will trust you to ensure the spread is of the highest quality. This costume is so authentic, you may even become inspired to use the party as a way to test out some of your own recipes for sweet, sugary confections.Now, we know it’s not exactly the same as life at the chocolate factory; we hear they have great health benefits there. But the thing about that line of work is, you’d look like everyone else in these white jodhpur knickers with their attached suspenders (we never tire of saying the word “knickers,” by the way). Your brown shirt, striped boot covers, even the neon green wig of this costume would fail to stand out at the factory. But at your house, you can sing, dance, and sweeten up the evening, while all eyes stay on you. And the best part is, you don’t even have to apply! Just snatch up this costume! It’s as easy as flying a glass elevator.GENETIC PERFECTION FOR CHOCOLATE CONFECTIONSEccentric chocolatier looking to hire an entire staff for local chocolate monastery! Now, generally speaking, anyone could make a good chocolate factory worker, but there are a few requisite qualifications that even the most sane of chocolatiers would be looking for. So, when it is an insane one, you know that there are bound to be a few extra expectations that might be a little difficult to live up to.We're going to make the jump and assume that you're not a diminutive, orange-skinned resident of a far-off and hereto unknown island with the unusual combination of talent in removing inexplicable curses on children and the ability to operate complex machinery seemingly designed by M. C. Escher and Rube Goldberg. If you do happen to lack this genetic and skill set pairing, fear not. We can help.FUN DETAILSAnd, the best part is that you won't require extensive genetic modifications! All you'll need is this Plus Size Chocolate Factory Worker Costume and you'll be ready to develop flying chocolates and breathable soda in no time. This brown pullover tunic has delightful brown and white striped cuffs and features a mock turtleneck collar. The white pants have suspenders and and jodhpur knees, great for horseback riding or the various athletic wonders that you may find at the factory. And, who know!? The neon green wig proves that this is a style for the workers and not a side effect of the soda!DO YOU ENJOY SINGING WHILE MAKING CHOCOLATE?We've all heard that you can whistle while you work, but having a nice little sing-songy mantra can do wonders for making the work day fly by. That's especially important when you work in a place where things do literally fly by you from time to time. So, when you're starting on your first day at the chocolate factory, make sure you look the part. You wouldn't want to be escorted out with a song!
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